MandaPandaMarie
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Just another day in the life...
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Hello everyone, hope your day is going well for you. As for me, well, the person before me at the gas station got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn’t seem so bad at all. Took a trip to Wal-Mart to pick up a few things. Oh, and a quick shout out, to the woman with six screaming kids in the store, if you're wondering how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
So I got home and realized I just bought whiskey instead of milk again. How does this keep happening? Oh well, you know the lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won't go to work tomorrow, alcohol gives me 1 in 5. You play your game and I'll play mine kthnxbai. Guess it's almost that time I try and get half way between "can't remember my name" and "head in the toilet".
The sun is setting so it's about that time. Speaking of sunset's, sometimes I wonder as beautiful as they are, the very first person to actually see one was probably like "Well this ain't good."
Well, it has come to that time again, my time to close. Few things before I leave you, though... Next time you're on your phone, text a random phone number the following message. "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?" Make life a little interesting.
Always remember that conspiracy theorists have only been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what's really going on. Also, the next time you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time and makes them feel like it's working.
<3 always Manda
So I got home and realized I just bought whiskey instead of milk again. How does this keep happening? Oh well, you know the lottery gives you a 1 in 20 billion chance you won't go to work tomorrow, alcohol gives me 1 in 5. You play your game and I'll play mine kthnxbai. Guess it's almost that time I try and get half way between "can't remember my name" and "head in the toilet".
The sun is setting so it's about that time. Speaking of sunset's, sometimes I wonder as beautiful as they are, the very first person to actually see one was probably like "Well this ain't good."Well, it has come to that time again, my time to close. Few things before I leave you, though... Next time you're on your phone, text a random phone number the following message. "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?" Make life a little interesting.
Always remember that conspiracy theorists have only been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what's really going on. Also, the next time you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time and makes them feel like it's working.<3 always Manda
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